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random_text[number++] = "I do love a girl who can swear with style"
random_text[number++] = "It won't be long before the bedsprings rust"
random_text[number++] = "It breaks my heart when she kisses all my friends"
random_text[number++] = "Yes, she leaves me death threats with fridge magnetic words"
random_text[number++] = "The moonlight is yellow and dirty, like fingers shoved under a dress"
random_text[number++] = "Lift me on to your racehorse, carry me Marie"
random_text[number++] = "I met and married my true love when I was just 16"
random_text[number++] = "Strap me into an armchair, lash my hand to a beer"
random_text[number++] = "The graveyards seem to overflow with the dead of country songs"
random_text[number++] = "I want to live somewhere the people can forgive all of their wrongs"
random_text[number++] = "My second wife is called Lisette, and God knows how I love her"
random_text[number++] = "We drank out way into a cell down at the county jail"
random_text[number++] = "She's coming back tomorrow, for her plants and her sad bouquet"
random_text[number++] = "There's no time for hate, we've got ghost towns to repopulate"
random_text[number++] = "I thought I lied and said: There really isn't much to tell"
random_text[number++] = "Yes I walked across our grave, did you feel the chill as well?"
random_text[number++] = "The morning is like the clock above the door, recently broken"
random_text[number++] = "I have come to dread the winter, I have come to dread the dark"
random_text[number++] = "We tumble upstairs in a Escher-sketch dream"
random_text[number++] = "I have come to dread your pretty head and the birds in Hastings Park"
random_text[number++] = "Now that you are here, nothing to fear, so what am I meant to do?"
random_text[number++] = "How are you my dear? I'm still living here."
random_text[number++] = "The present is my jailer, the past, my estranged wife"
random_text[number++] = "There's a boy up in his bedroom, wants to part me from my skin"
random_text[number++] = "When we met my sweet Lisette was due to wed my brother"
random_text[number++] = "Worked for a boss, Mr Andropos, he was so good to me"
random_text[number++] = "There's bar I know, the cocktail Colosseum, where all the sad men go"
random_text[number++] = "Some get moved along, while others stay right where they are"
random_text[number++] = "I'm touring the land, locked in the boot of your car"
random_text[number++] = "They say: I was there at the start"
random_text[number++] = "What does it mean if you're not there at the end?"
random_text[number++] = "Victims of song somehow live on longer than those of the war"
random_text[number++] = "How's a tune going to mend a body gagged and on all fours?"
random_text[number++] = "I am no Jew of Malta, my posie is of words you can breathe"
random_text[number++] = "We both know that words can kill"
random_text[number++] = "I'd rather be here at the end with you"
random_text[number++] = "At the start, nothing was broken or ripped"
random_text[number++] = "You're green and thin and all screwed up"
random_text[number++] = "I just made that up, because jealousy's your new best friend"
random_text[number++] = "Girl you looked a knock-out when you left the house tonight"
random_text[number++] = "They're trying to tell me that the future's bright"
random_text[number++] = "I wish I had a microphone I could plant inside your head"
random_text[number++] = "You know I love you, on that you can depend"
random_text[number++] = "You're out in your party dress and I'm feeling flat and Hopper-esque"
random_text[number++] = "We are but two little silver fish, living our days in the spine"
random_text[number++] = "In the name of invention let's dig in our heels"
random_text[number++] = "God, or whoever, decides to drop by to survey the most glorious mess"
random_text[number++] = "Snow makes the lake into our wedding cake"
random_text[number++] = "He makes his way home because no one should be alone tonight"
random_text[number++] = "He knows something is wrong because the bedroom light is on"
random_text[number++] = "Snowflakes fall like questions forming in his mouth"
random_text[number++] = "He's been carving it for weeks in his workshop after dark"
random_text[number++] = "A ring for every year since they met in Hastings Park"
random_text[number++] = "I quit my home tonight, the city walls are burning bright"
random_text[number++] = "Bad news brought you to me, it flashes round us as we flee"
random_text[number++] = "Our ship's come in, it's the Mary Celeste"
random_text[number++] = "The violins are coming on too strong"
random_text[number++] = "Take me by the hand, an ambulance is playing our song"
random_text[number++] = "And now we bite our lips like starving vampires"
random_text[number++] = "Don't mind that local love, he's happy as a bat in blood"
random_text[number++] = "Our blood turned to red tape"
random_text[number++] = "He gets us into troule and deserts us at the very end"
random_text[number++] = "You say: We're going to make it. But no, I don't think so"
random_text[number++] = "Even if it all goes wrong, we get away, we live too long"
random_text[number++] = "I will think of you, yes, I'll still smile and the think of you"
random_text[number++] = "Don't save me your last dance"
random_text[number++] = "We drift apart, I live alone"
random_text[number++] = "I'm cursed with a musician for a boyfriend"
random_text[number++] = "He says we'll live in bliss in Aberdeen"
random_text[number++] = "You should try shoe shopping with Nick Cave"
random_text[number++] = "Through the window of Currys I saw my ex on 10 TV screens"
random_text[number++] = "A, B, that's as far as some girls get, they never C"
random_text[number++] = "I never want to by your X, why can't everything be so E Z?"
random_text[number++] = "You can make such lovely sentences like I L O V E Y O U"
random_text[number++] = "Matthew met Caroline, at the pictures, half past nine"
random_text[number++] = "Beside her on the aisle, she gently drowned herself in smiles"
random_text[number++] = "That's Dominque, she's mild and meek, she gave her life to Jesus"
random_text[number++] = "Jonathan met Suzanne, they were waiting for the band"
random_text[number++] = "Although I cannot stay, my love's the Trans-Siberian railway"
random_text[number++] = "It is the fall that kills us this time round"
random_text[number++] = "High up there in the evergreens an owl begins to scream"
random_text[number++] = "We watch the camera pan towards our fear"
random_text[number++] = "My continuity girl has been replaced with David Lynch"
random_text[number++] = "You will watch over me though we keep different company"
random_text[number++] = "The pictures on my wall have become an empty shelf"
random_text[number++] = "The chain is make of our mistakes"
random_text[number++] = "The sadness splashes as we shake"
random_text[number++] = "Santa, where's my girl, you don't need to wrap her up nice"
random_text[number++] = "She could be lost out in the snow tonight"
random_text[number++] = "It's not like I could buy her at a store, well I guess I could do"
random_text[number++] = "Santa, where's my girl, I left the stockings where you could see"
random_text[number++] = "I have made some plans for her and me tonight"
random_text[number++] = "I can't take talking to another bloody clueless elf"
random_text[number++] = "Jonny, this is Santa, we've found her she was underneath the stairs"
random_text[number++] = "I'm going to listen for the sleighbells with a chimney full of TNT"
random_text[number++] = "The warmth from inside takes the sting out of your eyes"
random_text[number++] = "It wouldn't be your fault, just some drunk guy"
random_text[number++] = "Let me see, wrapped up for me, your car wrapped round a tree"
random_text[number++] = "I'm just so happy you're here"
random_text[number++] = "What other feline paws aspired to tie a noose or tight tripwire?"
random_text[number++] = "Don't ask me to stay, even all of our dogs have run away"
random_text[number++] = "I am the one thing that you hate"
random_text[number++] = "Will I ever see you again?"
random_text[number++] = "They lower my expectations and the gaze of other guys"
random_text[number++] = "And your heart beats faster, beats faster, fasterflame"
random_text[number++] = "Don't let go of my hand or we'll see who needs who the most"
random_text[number++] = "Trying to slip away before the final reel explodes"
random_text[number++] = "Just cross the street before he sees your clothes"
random_text[number++] = "The darkness is our friend, he gets us into trouble"
random_text[number++] = "We've always been equally cursed and blessed"
random_text[number++] = "You use the sweetest of your laughs for my most morbid jokes"
random_text[number++] = "It's swinging in the left hand of a man holding a scythe"
random_text[number++] = "No, I don't think so, we're on the very tip of Satan's tongue"

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